Phil: We were in here earlier having dinner with our friend Sam I Am,
Hostess: You mean, Will.I.Am?
Phil: Ohh-
Claire: Is that what you call him? That’s weird. I don’t like that.
Phil: Weird.
Claire: No listen, anyway we were here and Will.I.Am thinks he left his phone at the table. So we need to check the table.
Phil: We need to check the table for the phone, if you don’t mind.
Claire: Do you understand what I’m saying? Look at me-oh god-do you-we need to check the table for phone.
Phil: Oh god, what is your problem.
Hostess: Fine. This way.
Phil: Wow. I just wasted half my life.
The best scene in the movie.
